Here is my current World Bad Boys XI. This lot have all been in disciplinary trouble at one time or another over the course of their careers and no doubt there is more to come. The big shock: only two Aussies.
1. Hayden (Aus) – A big mouth but not enough runs in the last 12 months to back it up.
2. Smith (SA) – An even bigger mouth. Expect an uneasy partnership with No. 3.
3. Pietersen (Eng) – An ego, a history of stupid haircuts and almost universally disliked outside of England.
4. Ryder (NZ) – Alcohol problem and tendency to lash out at windows.
5. Marshall (WI) – Failed drugs tests.
6. Symonds (Aus) – Prefers fishing to cricket. Don’t mention monkeys.
7. Boucher (SA) – Not really that bad but I needed a wicket keeper.
8. H. Singh (Ind) – His own biggest fan. Disliked almost as universally as Pietersen.
9. Flintoff (Eng) – Drunk on the bus, the Fredalo debacle.
10. R. P. Singh (Ind) – Petulant twerp.
11. Akhtar (Pak) – Where do I start…
So, its a four way tie between the Aussies, the Saffers, the Poms and the Indians. Any notable absentees?
dunny1
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